For Christmas, Capt. and I got his sister-in-law (who is one of my best friends), JF, a hilarious game called Quelf. Quelf is absolutely ridiculous and words can’t quite describe what it is. I like to say that it is random, it’s purpose it to just be silly, and it can and should be enjoyed with cocktails!
Quelf has a character named Queen Spatula, who JF was when we played the game together (I was Mrs. Pickle Feather and was terrible at the game). Here’s a little bit about Queen Spatula:
Her Royal Highness, Queen Spatula, rules over all the Land of Quelf. She rules her kingdom with the power held in her mighty spatula. She is proud. She is dignified. She is large and in-charge (emphasis on LARGE). Our pretty and plump Queen takes no guff from nobody. She’s liable to give you a crack to your noggin with her unmistakable Royal Spatula Scepter if you ever get out of line. She takes things in Quelf seriously, and while you may scratch your head and wonder who on earth made her the Queen, or where she got that crazy spatula, make no mistake: if you want somebody to clear a path for you through the tangled silliness of Quelf, she’s your lady!
For those who don’t appreciate the two food references I have already made — spatula and pickle! — here’s, where I’m going with this! I was playing around on the William-Sonoma website and found a PRINCESS SPATULA! How fun would this be for JF to hold next time we play Quelf? Or for her to use to bake us some goodies before we all get together to play?