Salads are only for murderers
Cole slaw’s a fascist regime
Don’t think that they don’t have feelings
Just ’cause a radish can’t scream
– Arrogant Worms
from Carrot Juice Is Murder
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Happy Weekend!
March 27, 2009Smell the Cherry Blossoms
March 23, 2009My mom is a Southwest flight attendant and yesterday I found out that she and I will be walking in the Cherry Blossom parade in Washington, DC to support Southwest. I am assuming that they’re a sponsor, hence their call to all flight attendants and their family members who are available to walk. My mom and I love ourselves a good parade and I’ve always wanted to see the Cherry Blossoms in DC, so we jumped on the opportunity.
So, when Lisa of Lime in the Coconut had a post about Cherry Blossom inspired cocktails, I had to take a peek! Maybe mom and I will celebrate post-parade with one of these drinks. I only think it would be fitting . . .
Maybe we’ll go to Asia Nine and try all three of their cherry blossom inspired cocktails! I know, we’re wild . . . !
Make Mine a Barrel!
March 22, 2009Capt. and I are going to an engagement party in New York in a couple weeks. The friends whose wedding we’re celebrating enjoy their booze, so we’re getting them this . . .
We’re such suckers for good packaging!
Happy Weekend!
March 22, 2009
I love you like a fat kid loves cake – 50 Cent
Happy Weekend!
March 13, 2009
St. Patrick . . . one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool out of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish. – Charles M. Madigan
Happy Weekend!
February 27, 2009
“On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, ‘where the fuck did you get that banana at?'”
– Mitch Hedberg
Happy Weekend!
February 20, 2009
Hola Texas!
February 19, 2009I am currently in the air, flying to Texas! Yee Ha!
I only hope that during my two-day stay (for work), I can get out and enjoy some good Texas cookin’! Yum, yum, yum!
Oh my Mama, ain’t that Texas cookin’ somethin’
Oh my Mama, it stops your belly and backbone from bumpin’
Oh my Mama, ain’t that Texas cookin’ good
Oh my Mama, I’d eat it every day if I could
——- Guy Clark, Texas singer and songwriter
Happy Weekend!
February 13, 2009
“Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt
Have a Happy Weekend!
February 6, 2009
“You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle-here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!” – Jim Gaffigan
